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3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,

Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,

Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe hain,

Cow log grass eat rahe hain,

shaane log SMS kar rahe hain

aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,

RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,

PEPSI ka cr8 ho,

ANDE ka oml8 ho,

SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,

JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,

KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Sagar se gahara koi nahi.

Aab aapki kya tarif karu...

Dost me aap jaisa...

Nalayak koi nahi!

A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW

Its Sweeter when its TRUE

But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi he,

gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi he,

tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,

tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi he.

aati thi.... jaati thi...

hansti thi.... hansati thi...

bhagti thi.... bhagati thi...

bolti thi.... bulwati thi...

aaj pata chala saali ullu banati thi.

A  4  APPLE

B  4  BADA APPLE

C  4  CHHOTA APPLE

D  4  DUSRA APPLE

E  4  EK AUR APPLE

F  4  FOKAT KA APPLE

G  4  GOOL APPLE

H  4  Ho Giya Na Peet Kharab

Kha Ke itnay Saray APPLE

Sardar joins army, given AK 47.

He's puzzled.

Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga

Soowar ke bachhe !

Ullo ke patthe!

kutte ke pille !

Gadhe ki aulaad !

Bhains ke bachhde,

Bakri ke memne,

Ghoray kay bachay!

sab kitne chote-chote,

piare-piare hote haina.

ANOTHER DEFINITION OF BHAIYA

B- BADA

H- HANDSOM

A- AUR

I- INTELLIGENT

Y- YAAR

A- APNA

Boyfriends are like panipuri,

Tastes good anytime.

Lovers r like PIZZAS,

Hot & spicy, eaten frequently.

Husbands r like Dal RICE,

eaten when there is no choice....

Sardar joins army, given AK 47.

He's puzzled.

Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga

Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,

Tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.

Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi,

Main bhi sukhi.

Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai,

Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai,

Dil jalati hai, par hothon se to lagati hai

Banta and Santa were walking outside

When the Santa said "Oh, look at the dead bird".

Banta looked skyward and said "Where, where?".

Why can't Banta dial 911?

He cannot find eleven on the phone..

Door se dekha doctor patti kar raha tha

Pass ja kar dekha salla tatti kar raha tha

i love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,****RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,****PEPSI ka cr8 ho,****ANDE ka oml8 ho,****SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho,****JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,****KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai ****Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS Type raha hai.

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,****gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,****tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,****tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

God created the earth,****God created the woods, ****God created you too, ****but yes, even God makes mistakes!

A Friend is Sweet when its NEW****Its Sweeter when its TRUE****But you know that its the sweetest when it is U

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People****Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.****Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More****But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

I've seen angels in the sky,****I've seen snow fall in July,****I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,****But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.****But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

Do you believe in love at first sight****or do I have to walk by again??

Love is like war...****Easy to start...****Difficult to end...****Impossible to forget

You look so fine!I want to...****break your heart and give you mine

You are like the sunshine so warm,****you are like sugar, so sweet...****you are like you...****and that's the reason why I love you!

Vo sochte honge usko aksar,****jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai,****vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi,****hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai!

What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes****that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey****plz contact zoo for detail

Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals" !

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay Hain TU Mushkilen Hain our Mushkilen Hain Tu "Main Hoon Na"

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de****tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de****Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna****Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan.****499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.